Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Best. Comeback. Ever.

Now, I dislike the music of James Blunt as much as the next person with ears, but his reply to a Tweet yesterday was so brilliant that I feel the need to share it with you.


Touché. Sort of.


Sunday, 17 February 2013

Final Fantasy VII Playthrough: Part 4 - Flight from the Church


It's been several weeks, a failed power supply, many pints of brandy and all the Bond films since we last saw Cloud and Aeris.

If you've only just tuned into Well-Rendered, welcome! This is how we do things here. You run a Google images search for "final fantasy aeris church screenshot" and end up here, I write reams of metafictional prose, you stick around because you're an incorrigible voyeur on a lunch break. So long as we pretend we don't know each other when we meet on the Soho streets at 3am (seriously Mum, it's like the last days of Rome out there), it's all good.

Anyway. To recap, Cloud had fallen through the roof of Aeris' church and crushed her flowers. I like how Aeris is neither too afraid of Cloud to demand he pay her for the flowers he crushed nor so overwhelmed by his good looks (I'm just assuming he's good-looking, it's hard to tell with so few pixels at play) that she just lets him off.

Before the flower scenario can get too political, some pony tailed dudes arrive and start chasing our heroes up the stairs.

Cloud and Aeris eye up a handy barrel.